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That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.

I can*t believe it has come to this.

When in doubt, i play a random episode of the Simpsons.