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Dude your mom’s always a hot air balloon for me

pfft

Was that ketchup??

Now fight!

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

As an uber driver I frequently play judge/referee in couples’ arguments

As a libertarian I appreciate their government’s not razing all that shit, and just letting people do what they need to do.

A friend of mine is homeless in SF. His mental health has dropped significantly ever since the city forcibly moved him from the spot where he was camping to a shelter. He says he was doing much better in the tent than in the shelter.