My wife would describe the one on the right as “freezing.” The correct temperature, according to her, would be right around the same temp as the surface of the sun.

Good old Revenge Bedtime Procrastination.

Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.

🎶Look out! Here comes Depression.🎶

Bikeshed the shit out of everything.

Nazi Germany might have killed less Jews if they spent an excessive amount of time in meetings about which tile to use in the gas chambers.

Edit: "As per mine previous telegram, zee Führer does not vant to spend zee time and money to create a swastika mosaic in zee gas chambers vhen vee are already EIGHT MONTHS BEHIND SCHEDULE!! Please review zee color options vee discussed at our last meeting and let me know how you could like to proceed as soon as possible.

Most sincerely,

Colonel Wilhelm Klink"