Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?

Moderately hilarious. Where in Massachusetts?

Were you that driver??

A friend of mine is like “our exit is in 10 miles, so you should probably move over all 5 lanes right now”

NOT OK

You’re gonna be super disappointed when you find out what state it’s in