That depends on the bear’s tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it’s one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it’s half a slap.

Somebody should infiltrate the incel community and convince them that they can get women by dressing up like cats and making baby sounds

I’m quite certain that it was a moth on the silence of the lambs poster and not a butterfly

Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.

It’s all the nicotine in the breast milk

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