The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass and charge (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah). Above the unification scale they are literally the same field.

Plus, what really makes a theory hard is how hard it is to compute a prediction. There electroweak group is renormalizable. For the strong force you need to do weird lattice calculations.

I maintain that the strong force should be the derpy one.

The strong force has colored charges and increases with the distance, how is it not the derpy one?

The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah).

Gravity bends the geometry of spacetime itself, it’s pretty eldritch to me.

Are you kidding? The strong force depends on colours and increases with the distance, how is it not the derpy one?

The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah).

They’ll move office straight into the window kernel.