What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine

Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don’t need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don’t want it anywhere near me. I don’t have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I’m gonna put you on your ass, bro.