Close enough. They think they can have a say about pussy health, then they don’t get any pussy. Sounds fair to me.

Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and hold it there during a brainfreeze. Works for me every time.

I’ve never been with a man that can tolerate my lava-hot showers, lol. I wonder if there’s a common reason for this?

I can’t stand a lukewarm or cool shower, gross.

Some journalists just scour Reddit or buzzfeed for content.

I’m nowhere near bariatric, but I could definitely use one of these. lol

Don’t even ask. Deny them sex and watch the tantrums fly. 😂