if people only bothered to think about things that exist (especially things that they think exist) we would probably go the way of the dodo. funnily enough that would prevent the dodos from going that way but whatever.

I highly recommend watching the Vsauce video on supertasks—it’s a great video as expected from Vsauce but also ends on a great note about people and their tendency to think about things like this.

why do people gender everything. I definitely like the water hotter than my wife does. whoops, we’re both trans I guess… what a way to find out.

also my wife is wrong, so are “men” according to whoever made this meme. the best temp is the exact temp that will scold your skin minus 1 degree Celsius.

didn’t need the third panel but I like that it had two punchlines and it still works.

unfortunately you won’t see this. they don’t make these changes abruptly. they come very slowly and gradually that by the time the prediction has come true you won’t even be in the workforce, and those who are won’t be old enough to remember a time where your payment didn’t get docked for sighing a little too loud because it’s technically a social signal so you engaged in unapproved socializing on company hours.

you have to stand up for it too I think