rasbora

Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.

i have to pull down my pants

“We are… erm… investigating! Yes, that’s it!”

Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.

Just saying.

Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

…

… Or so I’ve been told!!

Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.