My great grandparents came to the US and claimed to be Irish. We strongly suspect this was a lie and they were German but arrived during a time where Germans were… unpopular.

It’s actually from the mtg circle jerk subreddit.

TI-89

I was only allowed to do it once, and on a test I could have easily passed with no notes. I was allowed to bring a calculator to a history test once though. Football coaches roped into teaching give zero fucks.

Me, using red and blue pens and wearing old school 3d glasses to school so I have double notes.

Magic: tG has a few characters. Comes out as queer in a book, never mentioned on any card except maybe during pride month.

I’d settle for two funerals.

I wish. I have to burn some media every few months for work. Sometimes CDs, sometimes dual layer DVDs.