That’s actually how black holes are made

The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I’m making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I’ll just assume someone is air frying something

It’s considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It’s more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!

Anyone who puts always-on blue LEDs in electronics deserve the oubliette. People who put such LEDs in electronics meant for the bedroom deserve an oubliette that’a slowly filling with water.

Must disagree. If today ended at midnight, then my streak of watching at least one episode of a TV show every single day would have been broken years ago. No, today ends when I go to sleep, even if it’s at noon on what is your tomorrow

You don’t understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckles literally read M-S-1-3.

A video of him saying as much.

A picture of said knuckle tattoo.

He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos. In Calibri font.

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

Wtf do you do with that thing

Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular