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Cake day: December 9th, 2024

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  • I may be too european, but our one prez was about hard drugs! Half of it was about was a biology lesson about the nucleus accumbens and its deterioration! The other half was safety tips, apparently you can try every hard drug once with exemption to crystal meth without causing permanent damage! I didn’t know that until then, I would have probably never tried morphine once if not for that lesson…




  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldCruelty
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    8 days ago

    You think that cuck fought people and dogs? Really?

    According to wiki an adult male canadian goose weights between 3.2-6.5kgs and as all flying birds, it has hollowed bones! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose) And you are telling me that broke an arm? A leg? Lets just pretend to be serious here!

    And yes, birds have so powerful pectoral muscles that they even have a specific bone to anchor them (sternum?), alas your arm weights more than the the entire bird! Your leg distinctly weighs more than it!


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    9 days ago

    You know, its really really really obvious when you are making things in a subject you have no idea about! You wrote and entire chapter to a discussion about you doing the thing we are talking about and you wrote one sentence about not even bothering to make up any circumstances? Oh but you mentioned how strong you are? Fighting people and and and dogs too!

    Its fine to imagine that you big big tough boy, its even fine that you jerk off to it! I don’t care, not even that you are apparently into getting your arse kicked by a 10kg bird which has hollowed bones… But its fucking pathetic that you post about it like you are some sort of expert!


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    9 days ago

    Yea no you didn’t fight people, nor dogs nor did you ever fought that bird! You know that lying about this is super super sad?

    Grabbing the also wouldn’t be hard if you actually thought about it! Its fucken largest part of that bird! I distinctly remember a viral video of an old man doing it with ease! And what on earth are you on about how fast it would be? You think its gonna dodge? Its wants to bite you!

    Also if an animal were to attack a person unprovoked, it relinquishes any and all right to its wellbeing or even its life!







  • Actually fr! Studied a year there and I had no driver license back then… Which was fuckin painful as there was little to no other infrastructure! It was also fun to start uni with a 2 hour consultation about school shootings…

    But the worst thing? They fucken start every conversation with a ‘how are you’ and look at you like you are boinkers if you say anything aside from ‘good’! Well I am not fuckin good at most times…

    Lived in multiple eu countries as a contrast and its incomparably worse, while there is an amount of money I would go back temporarily but I would never settle down there