It’s in the name, fairy aka one of the fair folk. Of course the damned thing functions like a drunk SCP entity. The point of the fair folk isn’t to make sense it’s to induce headaches into men and make the gods question their very nature.

Fun fact there is actually precedent of money laundering restaurants going legit because they started producing more money than they were laundering.

Hulk Hogan?

Hey there smoothskin…