This just in, Koeningsegg Regera sales up 10000% in red states!

(it doesn’t have a transmission)

(an increase of 10000% over 0 is still 0)

That looks like a nice 3am around my parts at this time of year. (I’m north of the arctic circle)

I hate it because I’m forced to take it, even if I’d want to take 2+2+1 week instead.

Many times if be much better off being able to not take three consecutive weeks off and use that time at other parts of the year. The 3 weeks also HAVE to be taken in June, July, or May. I hate summer and prefer staying indoors and working in AC.

Let me take those 3 consecutive weeks at any time of the year and it’d be great. I’d love to go snowboarding for 3 weeks.

BUT I am glad the law exists at all, forcing employers to give people proper vacations.

Same, I hate it. But I am glad it exists.

I love how we’ve come back around to bloodletting

No, that’s from trying to fold paper more than 7 times.

You might be thinking of the lead foil for the lead balloon?

btrfs reaching new heights

They use anaesthetic eye drops that makes your eye not move around, and they clamp open your eyelids.