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13 days agoWe’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.
C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?
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/s, obvously.
We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.
C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?
/s, obvously.
What? I can’t hear you over the stroad.
That reminds me of how when an SUV runs over someone on a bike, it’s a “bicycle accident”.