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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Most durable Tesla product

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Most durable Tesla product

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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    But… that actually exists. And it is much more expensive.

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      Screenshot so no more people have to click through to their website:

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      Was going to say that The Onion put the decimal one place too far to the left.

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      I was going to say there’s no way it’s that cheap inexpensive.

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      deleted by creator

    • toast@retrolemmy.com
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      $300? For less than 3 times that I could by their $700 cooler

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    You can still tell what it is though. It’s either a Tesla or a dumpster.

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      So what you’re saying goes is, I should paint a tarp to look like a dumpster with construction debris in it, then sell that for $694.20 (monthly subscription, the Tesla way) to improve the value of the home by hiding that monstrosity?

      Excellent idea!

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    If they wanted to be more convincing they should’ve upped the price. No way Tesla would sell a tarp for only $36, gotta add a zero or two to that

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      They sell it for $300, actually.

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        Of fucking course it is lmao

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    They should add some inflatable sections so you can make it look like an F-150.

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    Price is too low

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    Looks like a pool table 🎱

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