• thedruid@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Layoffs.

    Otherwise known as “fuck you for working your ass off to make us rich, we’re taking your health care, benefits and retirement. Your rent is now in jeopardy and we recommend potatoes at , or in place of, every meal”.

    • rottingleaf@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      I actually like potatoes, the safest food in terms of digestion and, sorry, body odors. With some sunflower or olive oil and salt potatoes are actually delicious. Add just some beef or herring, and some raw onions cut in rings (preferably the red sweet ones, but not necessarily), and maybe some thyme, and it becomes the food that should be.

      Except I’m too lazy to go grocery shopping for that herring alone.