throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoDoppelgangers now exist, how do you authenticate yourself?message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down12
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareDoppelgangers now exist, how do you authenticate yourself?throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-26 hours agoThe inquisitor sighs in exasperation. “It’s been 36 hours. You’ve each had one granola bar and a bottle of Pepsi since you got here. At some point, one of you has to prove you’re real.” Left Starman says “I invoke the 5th.” Right Starman says “I want a lawyer.” "You’re not under arrest! We’re just trying to figure out which one of you is real. You gotta give us something. Both Starmen simultaneously state “I don’t talk to police.” The interrogation continues for a further 17 hours before Left Starman gives in. “My cat’s name is Iris, you can call my roommates and verify it.” “You dumb son of a bitch,” Right Starman says, “that’s just what I tell people online.” BLAM
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoI think BLAM means right starman gets a bullet in the head??
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoLeft Starman, but yes My cat’s real name is Lily
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoThat’s why Right Starman gets it. Left Starman didn’t actually reveal PII. He tricked Right Starman into doing it.
The inquisitor sighs in exasperation.
“It’s been 36 hours. You’ve each had one granola bar and a bottle of Pepsi since you got here. At some point, one of you has to prove you’re real.”
Left Starman says “I invoke the 5th.”
Right Starman says “I want a lawyer.”
"You’re not under arrest! We’re just trying to figure out which one of you is real. You gotta give us something.
Both Starmen simultaneously state “I don’t talk to police.”
The interrogation continues for a further 17 hours before Left Starman gives in. “My cat’s name is Iris, you can call my roommates and verify it.”
“You dumb son of a bitch,” Right Starman says, “that’s just what I tell people online.”
BLAM
I think BLAM means right starman gets a bullet in the head??
Left Starman, but yes
My cat’s real name is Lily
That’s why Right Starman gets it.
Left Starman didn’t actually reveal PII. He tricked Right Starman into doing it.