• SippyCup@feddit.nl
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    10 hours ago

    How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off.

    Jesus it’s like you’ve never seen Indiana Jones