Poor cat
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee
entire crate of water bottles.
Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/
Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board…
I can make this work.
It’s a car. RIP
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge
ashtraybowlA couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
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