fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 15 hours agoThe hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵mander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down15
arrow-up1477arrow-down1external-linkThe hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·14 hours agoAnd allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
minus-squareYareckt@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-234 minutes agoI can’t go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·14 hours agoNah its the whole baby, not jizz
minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-212 hours agoYou’re thinking of seeds. Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds. Hence, jizz.
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 hours agoYou’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that
minus-squareMicroplasticbrain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoDon’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
minus-squareAnomalocaris@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoseeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
minus-squaremcqtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoYes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.
minus-squareAnomalocaris@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agowhen ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoIt’s the only way I can get off.
And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
I can’t go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
Nah its the whole baby, not jizz
You’re thinking of seeds.
Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.
Hence, jizz.
You’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that
Don’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.
Babies are jizz.
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
It’s the only way I can get off.
Millions of little homunculi