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Birds are generally saying one of two things: “Fuck you,” or “Fuck me.”
Well, big same, ya know?
Some are also like “Fuck off, this is my tree!”
Sometimes the sound is the animals actually getting laid.
This meme implies that birds and insects are not animals
It’s also just wrong, because quite a lot of mammals and birds use sound for intraspecies communication (a la human language), echolocation is fairly common, feeding and hunting often generate sound… Sound production for mating purposes is a hefty chunk, but the joke here is pretty misleading.
And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
I can’t go out in summer cause people I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
Nah its the whole baby, not jizz
You’re thinking of seeds.
Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.
Hence, jizz.
You’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that
Don’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.
Babies are jizz.
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
It’s the only way I can get off.
Millions of little homunculi
the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid
And yet when I do it, I’m a pervert and asked to leave the park.
You need to dress more flamboyantly. Like a peacock.
Tehehe, “cock”!
I’ll show myself out, thank you.
That just makes it all the more beautiful, to be honest.
and it makes a lot of sense when one thinks of clear cutting in terms of puritanism.
The hills! They’re alive!!
Or trying to kill each other at lunch time
Or a meal
