• IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    It’s just an ancient penis. I don’t lament the vistas of old man dick I’ve witnessed in gym locker rooms. Frankly, given what I know, they constantly had his testicles hopping back and forth in full view. The scrotum just extends so damn far as you age, and that loincloth was certainly not long enough to cover the lumpy belt hanging between his legs. Mentioning a ubiquitous sight seems beneath the ring bearer.