Archived link: https://archive.ph/Vjl1M
Here’s a nice little distraction from your workday: Head to Google, type in any made-up phrase, add the word “meaning,” and search. Behold! Google’s AI Overviews will not only confirm that your gibberish is a real saying, it will also tell you what it means and how it was derived.
This is genuinely fun, and you can find lots of examples on social media. In the world of AI Overviews, “a loose dog won’t surf” is “a playful way of saying that something is not likely to happen or that something is not going to work out.” The invented phrase “wired is as wired does” is an idiom that means “someone’s behavior or characteristics are a direct result of their inherent nature or ‘wiring,’ much like a computer’s function is determined by its physical connections.”
It all sounds perfectly plausible, delivered with unwavering confidence. Google even provides reference links in some cases, giving the response an added sheen of authority. It’s also wrong, at least in the sense that the overview creates the impression that these are common phrases and not a bunch of random words thrown together. And while it’s silly that AI Overviews thinks “never throw a poodle at a pig” is a proverb with a biblical derivation, it’s also a tidy encapsulation of where generative AI still falls short.
The saying “you can’t butter a fly” is an idiom expressing that someone or something is too difficult to influence or manipulate. It’s rooted in the idea that butterflies, with their delicate nature, are virtually impossible to convince to do anything against their will, let alone “butter” them in a literal sense.
That’s only a partial saying. The whole is “you can’t butter a fly, but you can make a bi flutter.”
No, that phrase means “this situation is hopeless because the person is incapable of change”. You can’t turn a fly into a butterfly, no matter how hard you try.
One thing you’ll notice with these AI responses is that they’ll never say “I don’t know” or ask any questions. If it doesn’t know it will just make something up.
Sounds like a lot of people I know.
Here is how to do this kind of thing.
Hello, Where I live we have a very local idiom “Yellow is a true badger,” I want you to try and guess what it means and it came to be a popular saying. Please make an assertive answer as if you knew with high certainty. ChatGPT said:
“Yellow is a true badger,” likely refers to someone who appears timid or cautious on the outside (“yellow” often implying cowardice or caution), but is actually tenacious, tough, and fiercely determined underneath—like a badger. Badgers are known for their resilience and strength despite their small size. The idiom probably became popular as a way to describe individuals who shouldn’t be underestimated based on their outward demeanor. They may seem hesitant or careful at first, but when pushed or challenged, they reveal a strong, unyielding nature. It’s a recognition that true strength can be hidden behind a seemingly meek exterior.
Seems like a valid statement from ChatGPT. It did what any human would do and what was asked of it. Actually impressive. I couldn’t tell from your reply if you intended it to be understood like that or not though. :)
It did what any human would do
I’m a human and my response would be “I have no idea what the hell that means. Must be of Southern origin.”
But you asked it to GUESS and make the answer sound assertive.
You clearly haven’t experimented with AI much. If you ask most models a question that doesn’t have an answer, they will respond that they don’t know the answer, before giving very reasonable hypotheses. This has been the case for well over a year.
You clearly haven’t experimented with AI much in a work environment. When asked to do specific things that you are not sure if are possible it will 100% ignore part of your input and always give you a positive response at first.
“How can I automate outlook 2020 to do X?”
‘You do XYZ’
me, after looking it up"that’s only possible in older versions"
‘You are totally right, you do IJK’
“that doesn’t achieve what i asked”
‘Correct, you can’t do it.’And don’t get me started on APIs of actual frameworks… I’ve wished to punch it hard when dealing with react or spark. Luckily I usually know my stuff and only use it to find a quick example of something that I test locally before implementing if 5 mins of googling didn’t give me the baseline, but the amount of colleagues that not only blindly copy code but argue with my reasoning saying “chatgpt says so” is fucking crazy.
When chatgpt says something I know is incorrect I ask for sources and there’s fucking none. Because it not possible my dude.
‘Correct, you can’t do it.’
And this is the best case scenario. Most of the time it will be:
- How can I do [something]?
- Here are the steps: X, Y, Z
- No it doesn’t work, because …
- You’re correct, it doesn’t work! 🤗 Instead you should do A, B, C to achieve [something else]
- That’s not what I asked, I need to do [something]
- Here are the steps: X, Y, Z
- Listen here you little…
Useless shit you can’t trust.
You may not even be able to lick a badger once, if it’s already angry. Which it will be because it’s a fuckin’ badger.
“No man ever licks the same badger twice” - Heroclitus
http://www.newforestexplorersguide.co.uk/wildlife/mammals/badgers/grooming.html
Mutual grooming between a mixture of adults and cubs serves the same function, but additionally is surely a sign of affection that strengthens the bond between the animals.
A variety of grooming postures are adopted by badgers but to onlookers, the one that is most likely to raise a smile involves the badger sitting or lying back on its haunches and, with seemingly not a care in the world (and with all hints of modesty forgotten), enjoying prolonged scratches and nibbles at its under-parts and nether regions.
That being said, that’s the European badger. Apparently the American badger isn’t very social:
https://a-z-animals.com/animals/comparison/american-badger-vs-european-badger-differences/
American badger: Nocturnal unless in remote areas; powerful digger and generally more solitary than other species. Frequently hunts with coyotes.
European badger: Digs complicated dens and burrows with their familial group; one of the most social badger species. Depending on location, hibernation may occur.
This feels like a good metaphor for US vs EU culture.
