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In order to be my friend, I’m going to have to require verification that you’re a human. Please tell me the exact GPS coordinates of all the traffic lights on Earth.

It’s illegal in this state just to charge more than, I think $1.50 or $2 or something, for that shit anyway. Would be funny if those stores really were some kind of illegal front and they get found out because of that law. Like Capone getting put away on tax evasion.

Some of them can taste worse. Good ones, like actual live resin carts and not distillate, taste the same as buds.

Smoking out of an apple is awesome tho. Sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar down the hole before you start ripping it, and after you’re done smoking you have a delicious snack to munch on!

Ever since the 80’s, I can’t close my eyes without seeing falling tetriminos 😔

The only liquid trees I approve of are the kinds that come in a 510 threaded cart and you smoke.

Maybe they also like it raw and wriggling.

Dragon. Not even a debate.

What’s the coolest thing a dinosaur can do? Exactly. A dragon can fly, it can breath fire, it has hella gold…

I keep thinking how if we had those squat toilets like in some other countries, we could teach our pets to use an actual toilet way easier.

Those used to be things in the early 2000’s; cellular cards with sims that went into a PCI slot. Surely they still exist?

One might say it was quite a stuggle.

I dated a bi lion once.

Am I supposed to be able to read the address on the house?

If society collapses, what good would physical cash be other than toilet paper?

I’m a cowboy… On a steel horse I ride!

“Think twice? I don’t even thinks once.”

Or do what a few places around me do, and charge an extra 10% if you pay by anything other than cash.

Maybe that cigarette store is actually a money laundering front… 🤔

This jury packed with EXTREME FLAVOR courtesy of Doritos new Late Nite Taco!