I have 2 examples.

Ill share one; my stepdad was always a huge piece of shit. He still is, actually. He’d trick us into eating tomatoes. Me at 12 could eat them, whatever. My 5 year old brother was forced to eat them, and got grounded if he didn’t. He would actually force us to eat foods we didn’t like and would literally backhand us across the face for “disrespecting” that we had food on the table.

I worked at a sub shop that had the hottest of the sauces. I told a similar version of this story to my boss, and got my hands on an illegally 'hot" sauce. I poured the whole bottle into a store-bought salsa i knew he’d eat.

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    I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he’d believe me or not.

    He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it’s impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

    I don’t know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

    He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.