DUMBASS

I have a flip phone, if you see that it’s your own fault.

Well you gotta stop taking photos of me just after I’ve smoked a fat joint, man!

Or it tells us you got more important things to do than dick around with the wallpaper of your phone’s lock screen.

Rick Ashley will give you up, he will let you down and he most definitely will run around and desert you.

Come on, you know there’s someone out there trying to work out how to selfhost one of these.

Gen X is running those companies, they’re the ones to blame for this shit.

I think he was clenching too hard or trying to force it and it just happened, I’m not entirely sure because he never told me the details, he just yelled at me for making him piss himself.

Hah! Fuckin loser.

We had one that had a really long cord on it and when my older sisters would walk into another room with it, I’d run up and unplug it from the base then disappear. Fuck I had some good hiding spots.

There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he’s the one who first told me about 4chan.

Dichotomy of humanities ego and id and how it affects the standards of morality and self expression in a pre post scarcity world?

I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he’d believe me or not.

He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it’s impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

I don’t know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

If you don’t want people to join in, don’t have sex in public!

Hasn’t worked, those bastards are everywhere!

It wouldn’t surprise me if we finally make contact with that uncontacted tribe off the coast of India and there was already a bunch of Irish dudes chilling out with them already.

The Irish don’t care, they’re too busy secretly taking over the world.

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.