I needed to vent about this somewhere, thanks

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    2 hours ago

    Just do jumping jacks till you’re dry.

    You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.

    • MudMan@fedia.io
      5·
      2 hours ago

      I have legitimately slapped myself dry more than once.

      Turns out skin is pretty watertight, the water just… sits there. You can’t twist yourself, but you can pat all the drops out enough to at least get yourself into some pants without looking like you peed yourself.