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Just do jumping jacks till your dry,

You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.

It’s a sign of genius if it’s both.

Not being social.

I realized in my 40’s that my parents were wrong. You don’t actually have to be social butterfly to be happy.

I’m missing the need for social interaction. World didn’t end. I’m completely happy without it and there are plenty of jobs that don’t extensively need it.

So liberating. No amount of therapy really helped on the inside. It was all just pretending.