A supermarket near me stocks 1.5 liter bottles of energy drink. I think the first time I bought one, I almost died. And the second time. I eventually decided that those aren’t for me.
Oh, sure. Go ahead and flex your self-control right in my face. Just don’t drink so much you get heart palpitations. Great advice.
“If you get diarrhea from so much caffeine, drink less next time.” Right. Exactly. That’s what I’ll do. Because I can absolutely resist the temptation.
Those carried me through middle school when I had 9 or 10 hour days in 8th grade for some inexplicable reason. Luckily they’re no longer for sale. Same drink in a 0.5L can is but it sucks even more in that format somehow.
A supermarket near me stocks 1.5 liter bottles of energy drink. I think the first time I bought one, I almost died. And the second time. I eventually decided that those aren’t for me.
is there a law saying you have to drink it all in one day?
Oh, sure. Go ahead and flex your self-control right in my face. Just don’t drink so much you get heart palpitations. Great advice.
“If you get diarrhea from so much caffeine, drink less next time.” Right. Exactly. That’s what I’ll do. Because I can absolutely resist the temptation.
Those carried me through middle school when I had 9 or 10 hour days in 8th grade for some inexplicable reason. Luckily they’re no longer for sale. Same drink in a 0.5L can is but it sucks even more in that format somehow.