• moakley@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    There was a guy in my dorm who really didn’t like his roommate. Really, really didn’t like him. This was in the early aughts.

    So one day he goes on his roommate’s computer and puts a text file in his startup folder. The file says, “Your computer has been infected by the Snood virus!”

    For context, Snood was a free video game people downloaded in the early aughts. Basically the same as Bust-A-Move, which probably doesn’t clarify anything if you didn’t already know what Snood is.

    Anyway: “Your computer has been infected by the Snood virus! If you don’t score [extremely difficult but not completely unrealistic high score] points, all of your files will be deleted!”

    He laughed to himself and promptly forgot about it.

    Weeks later, the roommate is on his computer in the middle of the night.

    “What are you doing up? Go to bed.”

    “I can’t. It’s this stupid Snood virus.”