The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoThis is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving. Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoHey that tree doesn’t deserve that
This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that