Wait, your parents don’t understand that everybody under 40 has the same outlook on life? What a pair of idiots.

Thanks for pointing out that there’s always more than one lens to look at the world through.

There’s never a massive brain aneurysm around when you really need one.

Noooooo! You’re violating my binary thinking! Either A or B has to win!

It really is easier to deal with the human race if you reduce it to a handful of memes and put everybody in one. Redneck racists discovered that enlightened revelation a long time ago. But let’s not copy them ok?

No because that would make sense, and the whole point of half man, half bear, half pig, is that it doesn’t make sense.

I prefer the laptop-size screen and keyboard vs miniaturized versions of them

I’ve watched a few youtube videos on this specific subject, just search narcissist there. Please also be aware of the Dunning Kruger effect (where Psych 101 students think they’re psychiatrists), remember human behavior is too complicated to draw serious conclusions from superficial observations, so please don’t think you know more than you know and don’t treat people like memes.

Someday they’ll find an ancient statue that’s half man, half bear, half pig.

I have a recurring fantasy of visiting my favorite physics professor in the 1970s and showing him a modern smartphone. He showed me how to use integrated circuits, when microprocessors were a very new thing and we were mostly just making LEDs blink.

That’s a sign of toxic management that almost always indicates incompetence.

Very early in my career I realized how much a business (or any organization) depends on heroes to survive crises. You can make up as many procedures as you want, but when shit starts hitting fans the people who save your organizational ass are the ones who skip their mandatory breaks, come in all weekend during the crunch, and figure out what to do when there’s no procedure. The best way to sabotage MAGAcism in a crisis is work as slowly as you can get away with, and follow procedures exactly no matter how poorly they fit the situation.

Wait til MAGAs find out how much their American flags and Trump swag are gonna cost.

People are too anxious to order food?? That sounds amazingly miserable.

So spamming misinformation is ok if you’re spamming it to “gym bros” - got it.

Doesn’t matter who else is misled as long as the dominant group in the forum gets to experience a teensy vicarious sense of victory over some group they don’t like. That’s how social media morality works.

To them “the machine” is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.