Look, cheese is serious eats. And business.

Surprised the cop didn’t just outright shoot your kid.

Dumbass: “it’s all in your head!”

Smart person: “Where else would it be?”

Would

Oh no, nature is getting in the way of…a civilization of bipedal animals that encroached on nature!

It’s abhorrent!!

Nah, nothing like that. Just a method of control via relaxing certain joints and tightening others.

I can’t hear that song without watching this video: https://youtu.be/LsAiCs66l40

Like saying this country was founded on freedom, when in reality it was founded on the suffering of an absolute fuck ton of black slaves.

No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

Free if you emulate 🧠

Already falling apart.

I can clap each of my hands individually. What’s the sound of one hand clapping? Lemme show you twice at once! Also, it’s not elegant, but me flailing about in a controlled manner.

I can wiggle my ears.

I can pop pretty much every joint. Some hurt more than others. The crapshoot ones are my hip joints. Usually hurts then massive relief.

If I yawn the wrong way (usually when turning my head), my hyoid bone shifts and gets stuck. I have to move it back in place by hand, carefully. That was a scary discovery.

I have had permanent tinnitus since about April of 2023. (Kill me)

If I’m congested and I blow my nose, snot can come out of my right eye’s tear duct.

I have dysgraphia. I fucking hate writing by hand. It’s painful, it shoots up my arm, and my handwriting is always terrible. I regularly make mistakes. I stopped using cursive entirely about 20 years ago, and now only use capital print letters (with a larger first letter for each word). Example: https://ibb.co/YPPDKFq

The game itself was smaller in virtually every way. Even if it took you 80 hours to beat, the data was nothing in comparison to modern games.