good puppy

There’s no banishment worse than having to play mahjong

Oh, okay then, I’ll trust you

It happens, its okay

Thanks, I’ll look that up

I don’t know what either of those things are, I just post screencaps I think are amusing, but as long as you’re enjoying

The fact that you’re complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden

Friend, I have news for you, if the only reason you wouldn’t want to be trans is because of society’s backlash while wishing you were an attractive woman…well…

OP is craving Ancient Roman roleplaying then, great idea

they can pleasure you once

meow meow meow meow meow!!

Lemmy users are not normies

Its not a competition but its so unfair the trans flag and pan flags got the god tier color combinations

are you fucking sorry

The moon works in mysterious ways

I learned that years later. Though I never bothered to play Shadow Warrior, only the remake/reboot.

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We’ve been there. I asked for Shadow Warrior as a kid and got Shadow Man. Couldn’t even run the game so all I got was actually a neat box and manual.

I shouldn’t have gotten either game, TBF, but parents didn’t care.

I can’t recall if it was on the second or third year of high school, but it was a single Biology class. The teacher was comfortable with it, but she was very clearly biased towards abstinence and insisted the only way to be 100% sure was to just not have sex.

Despite that, she still talked about basics of sex and genitalia, a few common STDs, and basic preventive measures, both for pregnancy and STDs - even if they weren’t particularly effective. Both coitus interruptus and sodomy (we had a loooot of fun repeating that word for a week or so) were mentioned as ways to avoid pregnancy, but condoms and IUDs were the real recommendations.

As a class, we weren’t too rowdy, though there was a kid or two that made a few too many jokes - and the teacher cut them off fairly quickly. I also recall she handled pamphlets with each of the methods talked during class and their approximate efficacy.

This was in 2005-ish and I’m Brazilian.

Also of note this was the second time, the first attempt happened in middle school (and in a different school altogether) and we had to do a presentation on STDs and the like. The teacher decided to cancel at the last minute because we were clearly too embarrassed to actually talk about the subject in front of our classmates.