no
4chan should have stayed dead
Although this story may not be true, I unequivocally believe that this is something a 4chan poster would do.
This is one of the few posts that do not contain falsehood
It’s certainly gay though.
True and Hetrosexual.
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…
would be a hell of a restaurant tho
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
yes, unless it’s broken.
nah
Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick
Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.
Should have used fish hooks instead.
exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.
I appreciate the clarification.
if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one’s true 😂
I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.
Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.
How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?
Gut sandwich
Yet another reason to own a bidet
How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.
Or one stool passing.
