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Cake day: November 13th, 2023

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  • Scene: on the far wall of the room is a small intercom. It is connected to a hospital wide-AI, that is tasked to converse with patients, especially when the noise threshold exceeds 66Db. The intercom springs to life after hearing these very loud complaints, and begins to speak in a soothing, if not slightly robotic, voice.

    AI health assistant: Sarah, remember what we talked about? That was 30 years ago. Silberman died 15 years ago. Please stop disturbing the other patients and eat your pudding.


  • This raises an interesting question: if some time traveler really did tamper with things, what would the evidence look like? Is there anything that could have only happened with knowledge from a now defunct timeline?

    Then there’s the horror that it is actually happening and this is somebody’s idea of a repaired timeline.



  • they can lift 1800 lbs.

    For a real-world comparison, ever try to move someone that’s passed out? That’s probably in the ballpark of 200lbs.

    Now imagine lifting six people at once.

    Current world records for a deadlift top out just shy of 1200 lbs.

    Feel free to try it but spend some time putting your estate on order, first.

    OP is definitely going to need a beefy insurance policy, a last will, and a pre-ordered coffin. Maybe they get ahead of the game and just give someone full power of attorney the day before. Assuming they stay in one piece, it’s possible that they could survive, but they’re going to need a new skeleton and a few vital organs to pull that off.