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Yeah.

That screenshot has some errors on point 2 and 3, by the way.

2. It doesn’t say シリーズ (series), it says ドリトス (Doritos). So it’s タイツくん〇〇大人のドリトス (Tights-kun Adult Doritos), with the middle part being cut off and unreadable. I did some more research on this and figured out what it says.

3. It doesn’t say 刺激入り (with a kick). I can’t read the 2^nd kanji on the packaging, but the first one is definitely not 刺. The Reddit post I linked in the original reply seems to think it says 竹炭入り (bamboo charcoal inside), which upon further research I can confirm is correct, according to the website, even though the 2^nd kanji is basically unreadable on that image.

As a fun fact, in the top left it says 励行のこと in the little rectangle, which refers to doing something diligently. On the website, this particular image is accompanied by the text “Don’t we have any other way to motivate our workers?”

Where did you get that screenshot by the way? Seems like a really cool tool. Is that ChatGPT?

No clue! This post was the first time I’ve ever heard of this electric massage thing.

Maybe it’s the sort of stuff that happens to the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover or something. Just a guess.

Maybe something like that, yeah.

The translations you’re seeing here are inaccurate at best.

電気アンマ does mean electric massage, but it specifically refers to the move being performed on the packaging: pressing one’s foot into someone’s genitals, as a prank. So it’s not just any electric massage.

Also, 復活 does mean resurrection, but once again, it’s unlikely that’s what they meant, in a literal sense. It’s more likely they meant “comeback,” as in bringing back the practice of 電気アンマ.

It’s a meme by タイツくん (Tights-kun). They were selling it on their website, but aren’t anymore, and the flavour is black pepper and salt with bamboo charcoal. I can’t read the last kanji very well, but I’m trusting this Reddit post’s reading. It does seem to check out, but the resolution is awful.

I’m rather colourblind, so I’m really not sure what the really green stuff is. Are peas not really green? I thought they were orange for a very long time, but I’m pretty sure I’ve been told they’re green, actually.

Black eyed peas freaking rock. I love black eyed pea salad with onion and tuna. A shame you don’t vibe with broccoli… I love roasted broccoli, especially. Oh well!

Probably writing. I make sure to write a little every day. I feel like it helps me keep a rhythm and allows me to reflect on the things I care about, the things I’m thinking about, and what I’ve done that day.

That way I get it out if the way then I can enjoy the rest of meal without having to worry about eating it.

I always find it so weird to hear that there really are people that genuinely dislike vegetables. Or am I misunderstanding this? I love veggies :D

Meh… No matter how funny this is, it’s a genuinely serious situation. People are genuinely confused. If you just spread misinformation, that’s what it is: misinformation. A lie. IMO.