Penguins are LITERALLY always flippant, they can’t be serious enough for a high powered surfboard room environments with extremely fancy custom keurig machines, besides we are Microsoft upper management…

a rare photo of a young adult Steve Ballmer, lucky someone through him back in the ocean… unless you are a penguin

No, this is our plan?

Here at Microsoft’s upper management we pride ourselves in expecting nothing but par excellence from one another when it comes to embodying the aesthetics of competence but we are just as gullible and lost in our own bullshit as Trump we just take the danger of the general public realizing this very serious which is why we are going to show the world we aren’t kidding about getting these economically inefficient birds back into line by putting them into crushing debt.

In a head on match up, Windows always out perform birds, that is just the fiscal reality and it is only one of the reasons why we are a Fortune 5000 Golden Donald Edition Company!

edit you want proof? Why would hamas supporting Bird Fundamentalists a.k.a. “The Audobon Society” put out anti-Windows propaganda like this?

Window collisions are one of the leading direct human causes of bird mortality.

https://www.audubon.org/news/reducing-collisions-glass

what shameful slander

The radical fake green energy movement’s Windmills are the real enemies, Windows is completely harmless.

hahaha ooops did we let it slip we are gleefully profiting from genocide and are desperate to get in on the ground floor of using the veneer of tech hype to run cover for a genocide in any way we can?..yeah for some reason we can’t help but tell on ourselves oh well… as a rule nobody gets as rich as I am if they actually care about the consequences of their actions!

Ok just wait us Microsoft execs are going to pressure Trump to keep increasing tariffs on the penguins and when all of a sudden they need new suits for all the tween penguins ready to shed their adolescent coat we will see who comes out on top.

This is how you do business, penguins don’t know how to do business and we won’t let them have our AI so they can figure out how to either.

Zoomed in so you don’t have to

I am sorry… but you do know all Fire Dragons are classified under Magma Breathers right? Do you honestly think dragons shit on their entire food chain, topple kingdoms and hoard rich people stuff, gems, jewels, rubies, the swords of kings… just to emphasize how little they give af… by blowing hot air?

Yes Fire Dragons can easily blow hot air the way a roaring fire can easily blow hot air up into the sky, but if you think that is all Fire Dragons can do you need to educate yourself.

No, they create a quantum tunnel to the heart of a nearby magma chamber and then dispense it directly onto the face of whatever they want to melt, I feel silly even having to explain this honestly.

Prove me wrong and drive a tank through this I dare you

https://youtu.be/grVuuaecwgA

meanwhile my Focus

Do you have ANY idea how hot a typical dragon fireball is??

Besides, Fire Dragons are mostly cooks, glassblowers and welders.

Anti-Tank Dragons are most typically Rust Dragons or Mud Dragons.

Dragons exist, they are called attack helicopters.

This isn’t a reference to that shitty gender joke, it is just an observation that dragons are reptile attack helicopters with their range nerfed.

Please brain drain me, I hate this country, it is a fascist shithole doomed to repeat over and over again with endless bumper crops of naive but extremely confident libertarians and conservatives who shout down any kind of adult nuanced conversation and flip randomly between being manipulated by their own racism that they loudly and violently deny and reinventing basic things very badly while refusing to learn anything from previous people who tried the same thing.

I use Kdenlive to edit gameplay videos on my steam deck, it is an awesome no nonsense tool!

Unironically this is a perfect example of why AI is being used to choose targets to murder in the Palestinian Genocide or in cases like DOGE attacking the functioning of the U.S. government, also US healthcare company claims of denial or collusion of landlord software to raise rent.

The economic function of AI is to abdicate responsibility for your actions so you can make a bit more money while hurting people, and until the public becomes crystal clear on that we are under a wild amount of danger.

Just substitute in for Elon the vague idea of a company that will become a legal and ethical escape goat for brutal choices by individual humans.