Layoffs.
Otherwise known as “fuck you for working your ass off to make us rich, we’re taking your health care, benefits and retirement. Your rent is now in jeopardy and we recommend potatoes at , or in place of, every meal”.
You don’t need $10 billion in revenue. You could just coast along and only hit, what, $9.8 billion? And then you wouldn’t have to ruin 500 people’s lives. I’m betting the CEO has a bonus scheduled if he hits this goal.
Say it with me boys and girls… Infinite growth is not sustainable…
Exactly.
This is why I’m happy I work for a Family owned company. They know some years revenue just won’t be bigger and that’s ok. I’ve only seen like one wave of “layoffs” and even then most of the people that left just took an early retirement deal coz they were going to retire that year anyways, so that basically fixed the re organization that needed to happen
I hear what you’re saying, but revenue isn’t profit.
Well you see if you fire people, next yeah you can make the same revenue with less costs…
This is modern executive “leadership”
Nothing can go wrong, trust me bro
Yes, but I dont think that’s relevant. Whether gross or net, they are still ruining lives to achieve a pointless profit motive.
Edit: relevant, not irrelevant
It’s relevant in that it’s entirely misleading. If profits are low they aren’t actually able to just “coast along” making less revenue.
Crowdstrike posted a GAAP Net Loss of 20 million for 2025. So a 30-50M cost savings is the difference in continuing on at all or not. There’s more to it than that, obviously.
Your point is (probably) valid once you fix your words which is what I assume you mean by saying it’s not relevant. But, instead of telling people their rebuttal is irrelevant you should try to adjust your own words to convey your message more accurately.
The quarterly profit motive where CEOs are incentivized through bonus structures to focus on short term profit goals leads to situations where the companies product or service is substandard and they make bad long term decisions that affect the lives of many including their own employees when they over hire and then can no longer afford to pay them.
Might be worth mentioning how much money the company spent in stock buybacks, and how much the executives were compensated in previous years. It’s a shame.
Profit isn’t required to maintain a company. Only enough revenue to cover costs. Everything else is a surplus.
Profit would be appropriate if it were earmarked to offset difficult future fiscal periods, so that the business could continue to operate in lean times without having to punish employees through layoffs or failure to keep up with cost of living or cutting back on other benefits.
But we all know that’s not what happens. Owners never have to experience consequences; customers and employees always do, for things that they have no control over.
Absolutely, but I would even go as far as to say that things like rainy day funds or reinvestment should be considered costs of business not “things we might do with profit”.
Oh yeah, yeah - from a financial/reporting perspective, such a fund wouldn’t be considered “profit” in the strictest capitalist sense.
If you consider that kind of fund to be for the benefit of customers and employees, it might be considered “socialist profit.” Capitalist profit serves the ownership class. Socialist profit serves labor and consumers.
The no needless pedantry for one day challange: failed.
It’s not needless pedantry. Revenue is the income acquired before costs, and those costs include employee compensation. Reducing the number of employees has zero immediate effect on revenue. A company with US$10B in revenue can still be losing money if their expenses are higher than revenue.
This is important to point out, because reporting very often uses the wrong metric to describe a company in comparison to its behavior. Revenue is rarely the correct metric, and mentioning it as a comparator in this article makes the issue less clear.
Note that I am not defending CrowdStrike here. Hell, they’re the ones saying that layoffs are going to magically increase revenue:
According to CrowdStrike, the layoff plan is part of a bigger plan to improve different operations and processes and achieve the final goal of $10 billion in revenue by the end of the year.
“[Layoffs represent] a strategic plan (the ‘Plan’) to evolve its operations to yield greater efficiencies as the Company continues to scale its business with focus and discipline to meet its goal of $10 billion in ending [Annual Recurring Revenue].”, the CrowdStrike company mentioned in their 8-K filing.
I’m no paragon of business, but I fail to comprehend how having fewer employees is going to make your sales go up. Maybe they’re laying off salespeople, which puts the fear of god in those who are left as a “motivator”? Laying off people who perform the services they sell seems counterproductive in relation to revenue.
They’re being intentionally misleading about this, and pointing that out is not pedantry.
This is where the magic of near meaningless corpo-babble comes in.
The layoffs are part of a plan to aspirationally acheive the goal of $10b revenue by EoY 2025.
What they are actually doing is a significant restructuring of the company, refocusing by outside hiring some amount of new people to lead or be a part of departments or positions that haven’t existed before, or are being refocused to other priorities…
… But this process also involves laying off 500 of the ‘least productive’ or ‘least mission critical’ employees.
So, technically, they can, and are, arguing that their new organizational paradigm will be so succesful that it actually will result in increased revenue, not just lower expenses.
Generally corpos call this something like ‘right-sizing’ or ‘refocusing’ or something like that.
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But of course… anyone with any actual experience with working at a place that does this… will tell you roughly this is what happens:
Turns out all those ‘grunts’ you let go of, well they actually do a lot more work in a bunch of weird, esoteric, bandaid solutions to keep everything going, than upper management was aware of… because middle management doesn’t acknowledge or often even understand that that work was being done, because they are generally self-aggrandizing narcissist petty tyrants who spend more time in meetings fluffing themselves up than actually doing any useful management.
Then, also, you are now bringing on new, outside people who look great on paper, to lead new or modified departments… but they of course also do not have any institutional knowledge, as they are new.
So now, you have a whole bunch of undocumented work that was being done, processes which were being followed… which is no longer being done, which is not documented… and the new guys, even if they have the best intentions, now have to spend a quarter or two or three figuring out just exactly how much pre-existing middle management has been bullshitting about, figuring out just how much things do not actually function as they ssid it did…
So now your efficiency improving restructuring is actually a chaotic mess.
… Now, this ‘right sizing’ is not always apocalyptically extremely bad, but it is also essentially never totally free from hiccups… and it increases stress, workload, and tensions between basically everyone at the company, to some extent…and decreased morale, increased stress basically always reduces efficiency, to some extent.
Here’s Forbes explanation of this phenomenon, if you prefer an explanation of right sizing in corpospeak:
It’s not needless pedantry because the original comment is just wrong. They probably can’t coast by on 200 million fewer dollars of revenue, while they surely could on 200 million fewer dollars in profit.
*clownstrike…
Please use the proper nomenclature
I am sure laying off wage slaves will ensure no further operational disruption and nice bonus for the parasite leadership 🤞
I got berated by my director for calling them clownstrike in a phone call with them after they crashed every machine in our organization with their garbage software.
Ah, the crowdstroke.
I have never heard that one but I’m stealing it.
Sounds like she or he is more interested in “Maintaining the relationship” over advocating for his firm or his wagies…
Yeah hes one of those idiots who will bend over backwards to kiss a corporations ass. Fortunately for me he can’t fire me and my boss also thinks hes a jackass.
That July 2024 outage must have hit their forecast pretty hard. Best wishes to those affected :(
Yeah, I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner frankly.
Well… Time to do some strike with the crowd
What a fucking shit company.
Were they all in QA?
Guess getting p0vvN3d cut their legs out after all. Who’s going to buy them, y’think?
Probably Oracle. It’s evil enough for their liking.
If Oracle buys crowdstrike they will lose even more customers. That is a toxic brand. Anybody who can avoid them does.
Don’t forget Broadcom!
