Probably for using the possessive instead of the plural for “cops” - wait, no, cops would never be that just. Never mind.

Is this what the kids are wearing these days?

…somebody gets pregnant.

But are you though? Are you really?

Teach him to do a tumble.

That one fry stuck in the fryer at the end of your fast food job shift.

That’s $10,000 if you can convince somebody that it’s actually Jesus.

The lung splinters build character.

Seems to me a logical extension from our capitalist (line must go up) and Christian (stay in line or go to hell) cultural shit pile of a country.

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

I knew a guy who had a shitty boss so he set every key press and program function click (ok, cancel, etc.) to play that sound.

Trees won’t get some tech bros bought out by Google.

Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.