The difference between Dutch and German is inversely proportional to the speakers’ blood alcohol content.

Lokus? Ihgitt.

mmmmmh stagnant brewery swamp water full of microorganism excrements

runs away from imminent artillery strike

Why run? This won’t hurt a bit. Please stand still and smile.

Water tastes best after it has flowed through a brewery. Change my mind.

Internetz

Zwischennetz bitte, wir sind doch keine Barbaren.

Shitposters of all nations unite!