“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I’d immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
Your mother was always my favorite who–re. Tell her I will miss her mouth next weekend.
Thank you.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
discombobulate
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
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Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
Have you heard of the High Elves
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
