Who needs ChatGPT to make slop when we’ve got right wing clowns?
ChatGOP is coming to take your job, senator
Now just put them into prison, so you can have them as
slaves“workers”, make them sit 12h in front of the computer and generate garbage for fr-… Shit, this reminds me of something.first part is /s
I’m a leftist GenX whose served aboard 3 nuclear submarines, over a 20 year career. Ive slept between ballistic nuclear missiles, on top of torpedoes, mines, and tomahawk missiles early in my career, but later, switched to a standard bed (rack) on the boats…can I reflect and make a fuss?
No. You can be thanked for your service but you cannot protest when your benefits are reduced.
Darth Vader, “I’m altering the deal. Pray that I don’t alter it any further.”
You nailed it
as long as it’s non-binary
You [adjective] [plural noun] who never lived one day under [adjective] threat can now [verb] upon your [adjective] [noun].
You made quite the [adjective] fuss to save the world from [adjective] [adjective] [noun].
There, now we can all play Mad Libs!
Mad-Cons
I hate how well this works
New CAH pack just dropped
millennials haven’t lived a single day without nuclear threats, the fuck is he moping on about?
On the bright side, this word vomit will by itself probably set AI language models back a year.
The duality of republicans. Be scared of Russia nuking us over Ukraine to lick their boot, but also belittle gen z for not living through the cold war, while also starting a cold war with China.
what war with China? last I checked they never threatened China. on the other hand China is always boasting about invading Taiwan and Hong Kong
Welcome back from the coma. The current year is 2025. You will have to look up the word “tariff” because it’s no longer some stupid old timey tax.
what do tariffs have to do with the cold war? the marking experience of the cold war was proxy war with actual troops. there is nobody invading China or sponsoring rebels
Ah, I forgot you were in a coma. I also need you to read about 10 years of history about military escalation in the South China Sea. Also the Himalayas.
Let me help the dictionary out. It means old man yells at the cloud.
This is what a brain damaged Republican sounds like when he tries to wax poetic about his strawmen.
Also who the hell is he referring to? Pakistan has had nukes since like ‘98
I’m sorry, did I miss a mass disarmament event? It may not be as novel as it used to be, but the dull threat of nuclear war has been a constant backdrop in our lives.
like a lot of us of a certain age lived through fucken CHERNOBYL.
Every day is a day lived under nuclear threat as long as pricks like this exist.
You just know he thought this sounded so fucking cool in his heads before he typed it out.
“Oh yeah, this is going to piss off so many Liberal Snowflakes. -post-”
-Gets ratio’d to hell and back by the fucking dictionary-
Weird how those who try to use the word “woke” as a pejorative usually reveal themselves to be infected with the broke mind virus.
Haven’t we all just been living under constant nuclear threat since we were basically born? It’s kind of hard to be anxious about it since it’s basically the background radiation we’ve been told not to prioritize or think too much about since we were kids but I would wager each one of us has a nebulous and ill defined “in case of bomb” plan.
I’m just waiting for them to start calling oxygen and water woke so they either stop breathing or shrivel up like a sun dried dog turd.
I am a little surprised they haven’t given up water since the “chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay” conspiracy took off.
Did they declare that the chemical doing that was fluoride? Because more and more states are banning that in the water.
“Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease,” Kennedy wrote in a social media post.
“What does this do to sexual development in children?” Kennedy said. “Nobody knows. We know what it does to frogs.”
Kennedy’s gay-frogs riff was borrowed from an old rant by conspiracy theory maestro and Infowars creator Alex Jones.
There’s a few low quality studies suggesting high concentrations of fluoride can cause some issues with the thyroid. I didn’t look for the rest of the claimed problems, because high concentrations aren’t something you’ll be exposed to in tap water.
I don’t think RFK has the critical thinking skills to interpret a study that finds a correlation between fluoride and whatever issue, especially if he’s quoting a conspiracy theorist to back his agenda
The strangest part of the “turning the frogs gay” meme is it’s actually a thing he just said it in the stupidest way possible.
Frogs are extremely sensitive to their environments, and seeing any disturbing trends in a frog population is an indication of pollution. He could have brought attention to the havoc modern agriculture has waged on the world, instead he aimed at the right wing and riled them up with misinformation. Even your link doesn’t mention anything about homosexuality, it says the frogs that turned female are able to reproduce although their offspring are always male because of genetics.
There’s chemicals in the water!!!
“You gonna regulate companies properly so we don’t have actually harmful chemicals in our water?”
We’re gonna ban the most effective public health measures in history while taking an axe to every regulatory agency!!!
So sad how easy it is to turn potentially useful anger into the opposite of a solution. America is going to hell and we’ll thoroughly explore its depths before people finally care enough to escape.
The only thing to do at this point is help each other stay alive as the lords and kings wreck havoc in this sinking liberal empire. Maybe once the nation’s foundation is rotted enough we’ll be able to build life anew.
