They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
8=%=D
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If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
… But how?
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
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Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
tbf a dick is way more fun to literally play with, like they’re so inherently comedic that all cultures agree that drawing a dick is funny
If you don’t think the same of a vulva, then you’re only outing yourself as having incredibly little imagination/experience with them. CIA couldn’t have gotten that out of me, honestly.
You gotta start somewhere.
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
Electric toothbrushes….
Never used one of those, but showerheads and bath faucets certainly
Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is “It’s normal but private.” We will see how that goes.
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
I’ll ask my priest.
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
